tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-500794647428701667.post3212331736682494330..comments2024-03-18T16:41:34.785+00:00Comments on Vapour Trails: Some LimericksSéamus Dugganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00574186409184247059noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-500794647428701667.post-1708299323417132712013-01-02T10:58:45.410+00:002013-01-02T10:58:45.410+00:00I wish it were so...
Now there's a thought: a ...I wish it were so...<br />Now there's a thought: a rock opera comprised only of limericks and rhyming slang.<br />I'll be smug as a banker...Hissyfithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865300919319235353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-500794647428701667.post-14571296326531868752013-01-01T15:40:48.526+00:002013-01-01T15:40:48.526+00:00Put me right off my luncheon! Is that Difford &...Put me right off my luncheon! Is that Difford & Tilbrook?Séamus Dugganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00574186409184247059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-500794647428701667.post-13250904975321855422013-01-01T12:21:47.039+00:002013-01-01T12:21:47.039+00:00I've got nothing to say on your rhyme
Except ...I've got nothing to say on your rhyme <br />Except surely your well past your prime<br />Were you pissed at midnight<br />Or simply don't give a shite?<br />Think you might be best suited to mime<br /><br />Just look how you've shaped all those words<br />They're jumbled like goats in a herd<br />They sure smell like mutton<br />Press now 'delete' button<br />Revise not! Can't polish a turd<br /><br />Sorry to come on so rude<br />Sore head makes me grumpy and crude<br />Happy New Year<br />Filled to brim with good cheer<br />And may misery never intrude<br /><br />Like it did for that man from Nantucket...<br />Maybe we should leave it there.<br />Best I can do on this delicate morn is to tick all boxes with the crude and the classic:<br /><br />A policeman from up Clapham Junction<br />Had a penis that just wouldn't function<br />For this rest of his life<br />He misled his poor wife<br />With some snot on the end of his truncheon...<br /><br />Is there a worse one than that? <br /><br /><br /><br />Hissyfithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865300919319235353noreply@blogger.com